people i make myself look good for:
- myself
- gay women
- my friends so they go “damn bitch u look fucking good” whenever i enter the room
- drunk girls in bathrooms
- freddie mercury who’s watching over us
- Carrie Fisher who is standing next to him
(via alexander)
Being a millennial is getting buyer’s remorse over a $3.83 pack of oreos.
This is genuinely hilarious but fuckin terrible
(via 64impalaforlife)
